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OldtimerB

08/04/2013 10:50 am

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darthballs692000 wrote:

...You son of a bitch! (family guy)@ gotnobluemilk....And well played on the 'micky d' relaxn. Well it's not that I really have a thing for her...it's more of a getting a hell of a deal. With micky d action, and around the world in 30 minutes...then 30 minutes of quality massage at the end....I just cant beat it...I just cant!

Just say it for what it is...quality massage, blah blah blah but...really thinking with the little head

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08/04/2013 03:54 pm

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Yes...it's a theraputic swallow!

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08/04/2013 03:55 pm

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And Gedney...it's a Minnesota pickle!

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08/21/2013 10:44 pm

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My other thought on this one.....POST 3200 bitches! hahahhaa

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sugarsong

08/21/2013 11:15 pm

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darthballs692000 wrote:

My other thought on this one.....POST 3200 bitches! hahahhaa

HAHA nice job!

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MsDymamite

09/02/2013 03:14 am

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Idk I can't imagine getting work done or changing my gender . From my pov it looks like too much of a hassle I mean they still shave despite hormone treatment and get all moody . F that noise.

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relaxn

09/02/2013 04:19 pm

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MsDynamite wrote:

I thought she was Asian? At least that's what another ad said.
Hmmmmm. I live with a preop tranny. Very interesting routine they have not used to having estrogen in my fridge.

"MsDynamite" I would imagine that you and your roommate "talk shop" occassionally. Do you ever discuss what he will go thru if he has the surgery? It is the "Bull in the China Shop" you know.
I would be curious about what a man would be thinking about when he is considerring having his cock removed from his body.
Does he consider this part of his body as ugly, or a deformation?
I've always wondered about when someone decides they are gay/lesbian. How do they decide that they are "different?"
I think it is a natural thing, the same as some people are hetero, some black, some white, etc. It is how one is born and you can't change it, you can't "Pray the Gay Away."
We have all known, or suspected, that someone is gay. Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't. I can remember when I was growing up, where some parents were worried that their "tomboy" daughters were too masculine, but they ended up being very nice, good looking ladies..they just liked playing ball, or Cowboys, or Army with the boys...there were also only 3 or 4 girls in my neighborhood, but about 15 boys.
In my hometown there was a woman that was my dads' age and she knew more about cars than most any man (her dad sold cars and was a mechanic himself). There were many men around her age that would let her take a look at their cars before they had them worked on, even knowing that she was a lesbian.
I think that everyone is more accepting of gays/trannys, etc. Who does it bother other than that particular person?

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09/03/2013 04:22 am

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Relaxn...you know how I know your gay? Cause you tell me my dick tastes great in your mouth! Hahahah...just playing.....seriously though.....you put quite a bit of thought into that post.....I for one have never asked myself those questions....I'm just a cross dresser...and I like to sleep with dead animals....just normal stuff....gosh! Hahahaha

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relaxn

09/03/2013 05:52 pm

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darthballs692000 wrote:

Relaxn...you know how I know your gay? Cause you tell me my dick tastes great in your mouth! Hahahah...just playing.....seriously though.....you put quite a bit of thought into that post.....I for one have never asked myself those questions....I'm just a cross dresser...and I like to sleep with dead animals....just normal stuff....gosh! Hahahaha

"darth..." I about choked on my water while reading this post!
I worked with a guy that complained about a couple of other co-workers that he thought "weren't normal." So I asked him what is "normal?"
"Normal" to him was no masturbation, no sex before marraige, and then only on a couple NIGHTS a week (if that much), no sex on Sunday, no sex in the daylight, or with bright lights on, absolutely no oral or anal, very little foreplay (kissing, fondling).
I said "Man, Bob, you're not "normal," because "normal" to me was everything that you find "not normal"...tho I would agree about bright lights (at least inside...sex in the sunlight is a turn-on).
He wouldn't concede the fact that "normal" for one person might not be normal for another.
He was a bit of a religious fanatic, and got worse after he was divorced. He was about 15-20 years older than me.

On a more comical note, there was another guy I worked with on a work committee (he was an maintenance/electrician, and I was a machinist)that would tell us that he liked to have sex with chickens, and that when he was about to cum he'd "wring their necks, so I can get that "Dying Quiver!" We never could tell if he was joking, or not, because you just never could tell about those guys in the Maintenance Department.

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Ricky60

09/03/2013 08:23 pm

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innergame wrote:

If you looked like this do you really think you would be running a $100 special. Seems rather fishy.
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-island-doll-face-real-pictures-25/9935509

Has anyone tested this? If I read the area code correctly, it is a Texas phone number. I ignored it! I am thinking of Texas Governor, Rick Perry, a real wierdo neanderthal, who might be pursuing political capital by encouraging stings on spa hobbyist. (I am sure I have lost some political capital with this frank post. Nevermind, I am too honest to have any political aspirations.) :-)

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OldtimerB

09/03/2013 09:37 pm

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innergame wrote:

If you looked like this do you really think you would be running a $100 special. Seems rather fishy.
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-island-doll-face-real-pictures-25/9935509

Things have changed around here so much from the good old days of Deluxe Spa and Relax a Lounge

As I mentioned at the beginning of this post, most pics are current and the price of $100 is correct. No tip necessary.

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

09/04/2013 03:40 am

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Dying quiver! Hahahahahaha!...omg...I almost choked on my dick with that...but I couldnt reach...so I digress.....

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JDPhantom

09/05/2013 04:42 am

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relaxn wrote:

On a more comical note, there was another guy I worked with on a work committee (he was an maintenance/electrician, and I was a machinist)that would tell us that he liked to have sex with chickens, and that when he was about to cum he'd "wring their necks, so I can get that "Dying Quiver!" We never could tell if he was joking, or not, because you just never could tell about those guys in the Maintenance Department.

Wow. Talk about choking the chicken.

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MsDymamite

09/05/2013 04:29 pm

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All I can say is still a man. So, I'm moving again, I didn't get divorced to still put up with that stuff

! I mean it's a hot mess ! No offense to guys, I'm just a neat freak.

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relaxn

09/05/2013 10:35 pm

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Wanderer wrote:

Wow. Talk about choking the chicken.

In the 30 years since I worked with him I have never thought of that saying to go with what he would tell us!

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Cities Boy

09/05/2013 11:14 pm

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So does she/he have the fillet o' penis down below?

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stanmarsh

09/22/2013 01:40 am

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Just saw the pic and wow, seeing all that plastic on that face reminds me of lil kim and not in a good way. Deceiving guys like that when your a dude without fore warning.... not cool. I guess everybody has issues, tho. Will be thinking twice before I poke a girl with that much makeup on.

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