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by innergame

innergame

07/30/2013 05:42 pm

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If you looked like this do you really think you would be running a $100 special. Seems rather fishy.
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-island-doll-face-real-pictures-25/9935509

Things have changed around here so much from the good old days of Deluxe Spa and Relax a Lounge...

Warp speed me back to 1995 Scotty

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lovinfs

07/30/2013 10:35 pm

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Dunno...something doesn't seem quite right about this one. I may be wrong...

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OldtimerB

07/30/2013 11:09 pm

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Most pics and price real

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MsDymamite

07/30/2013 11:11 pm

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She's real just had a lot I mean A LOT of work done. Not a tranny though.
Give her a shot if that's your thing but be mindful of upsells she looks pricey I imagine those looks need constant upkeep. I remember good ol relax a lounge! Bamboo hut. ..need I say more or will that make you guys too sad?

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OldtimerB

07/30/2013 11:14 pm

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She also likes making tranny jokes..might even 'pretdnd' to be one for you if that's hour interest...

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

07/30/2013 11:25 pm

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Ok...forgive me....I just have to say it.....what does this "barbie doll girl", and a target shopping bag have in common?

Both white and made out of plastic!

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BrunoBraun

07/30/2013 11:34 pm

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Maybe it's Larry's new look.

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MsDymamite

07/30/2013 11:36 pm

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I thought she was Asian? At least that's what another ad said.
Hmmmmm. I live with a preop tranny. Very interesting routine they have

not used to having estrogen in my fridge.

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OldtimerB

07/30/2013 11:43 pm

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darthballs692000 wrote:

Ok...forgive me....I just have to say it.....what does this "barbie doll girl", and a target shopping bag have in common?

Both white and made out of plastic!

Darth, she mayoom white in these pics but I think she's Vietnamese.. Asian anyway as V correctly stated..now the plastic part is right

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

07/30/2013 11:48 pm

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Ok...shes a blond vietnamese preop tranny? I will save my hundred...

...thanks!

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Ricky60

07/31/2013 01:17 am

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She has lost my attention because I do not understand her ad: "Island girl", "Asian"????

She looks like a Jayne Mansfield reincarnation and that is just too good to have any credibility. So, I would never pursue her.

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MsDymamite

07/31/2013 04:12 am

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I've wasted 100 bucks on a bad massage before. Let me tell you I feel for you guys on that.
My rotator cuff is still out after that last bad massage..
I can't lift my arm above a certain point. What a bunch of crooks!
Someone said up sell queen on another board.

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

07/31/2013 04:40 am

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I will give you a massage violet.....I have Mr.Myagi healing hands....and a Gene Simmons tounge....minus about 8 inches!

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Derpdydoo

07/31/2013 09:48 am

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I made comment on another board about this one to which I got a PM from a provider that knew him before his "full transformation" to a lady.

I refrained from responding that it takes more then a snip and a slice to make a woman.

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Klem 1

07/31/2013 10:34 am

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~~ Blech ~~

nuff said.

Violet is MsDyanmite now?.... geez... its enough that all the AMP girls change their name everywhere they go.... now its happening here?

(yes, I know my name has changed - but the picture is the same.)

"You know who I am, dammit!"

Kosmo Kramer

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innergame

07/31/2013 11:03 am

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Derpdydoo wrote:

I made comment on another board about this one to which I got a PM from a provider that knew him before his "full transformation" to a lady.

I refrained from responding that it takes more then a snip and a slice to make a woman.

Derpdydoo, thanks for the Intel....I should have taken a closer look at the photos

Heavy makeup is a dead give away....

As they say in Thailand the hottest woman in a Thai bar is a guy.../ladyboy

I think I will pass on this one also.

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MsDymamite

07/31/2013 11:40 am

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It's bad when the postop trannys & queens post without informing hobbyists in the W4M areas.
I bet a few guys were surprised when they showed up ! I've heard it does not feel the same as we born women do at all.
Not being anti gay or anything it's just wrong to do. Not an unreasonable expectation for a guy that calls an ad for a woman gets exactly what he's paying for; a woman.
The tucker I live with is a lesbian

I'm so confused!
I mean a man that wants to be a woman that's into women. Why not just be a straight guy that cross dresses?
The whole transformation is not only expensive it's traumatic for your body.
I call preops "tuckers" for obvious reasons. When I didn't know about her that well I just thought butch but then I saw all the fashion tape and hormone pills . But she's still messy like a regular guy.
My opinion is that Asian & black men make the best trannys by far.

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relaxn

07/31/2013 01:59 pm

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MsDynamite wrote:

The tucker I live with is a lesbian I'm so confused!
I mean a man that wants to be a woman that's into women. Why not just be a straight guy that cross dresses?
The whole transformation is not only expensive it's traumatic for your body.

"MsDynamite"...I saw something along the same line on "Oprah" or some other daytime talkie (I don't think it was Phil Donahue, but maybe it was). The guy underwent the surgery and then found out he was a lesbian. All I could think was that he should have gotten breast implants and kept his cock as it would have saved the expense of buying an assortment of dildos...
Which reminds me...I used to work with a man that came in to work on a Monday and said to me "Guess what? I found out that I'm a lesbian."
I said "Jimmy, you can't be a lesbian, you're a guy."
He said "Isn't a lesbian somebody that likes to eat pussy?"
I said "EVERYBODY likes to eat pussy."...I guess that this was the first time his girlfriend let him go down on her, supposedly it was the first time he ever "Mickey D'd."

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GotNoBlueMilk

07/31/2013 02:58 pm

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darthballs692000 wrote:

Ok...forgive me....I just have to say it.....what does this "barbie doll girl", and a target shopping bag have in common?

Both white and made out of plastic!

Don't you have a thing for a blond MILF who is also lots of plastic?

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

08/04/2013 05:35 am

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...You son of a bitch! (family guy)@ gotnobluemilk....And well played on the 'micky d' relaxn. Well it's not that I really have a thing for her...it's more of a getting a hell of a deal. With micky d action, and around the world in 30 minutes...then 30 minutes of quality massage at the end....I just cant beat it...I just cant!

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