Tan nude safely? It's called sunscreen...
with an SPF of fuck off..

Show your thanks? Yeah mow the lawn and GTFO

Jeez Mormons...I used to like them but now

I own a woods in the country with about a 2 acre secluded clearing that I used to go out and strip down and get a nice all-over tan. Some medications that I have to take make me photo-sensative, so I'm not allowed to tan anymore. I went in for rotator cuff surgery and the Recovery Room nurse told me that I had a "nice all-over tan...with no tan lines."...What was she looking at?
Unfortunately for "slcnaked" I live in southern Illinois....I don't think I'd want "slcnaked" to show me his "thanks," after having about 80 naked guys with me in PE classes each year in Jr. High, Sr. High, and another 8 to 15 men 4 days a week in a gym for about 14+ years, I think I've seen enough "thanks" over the years..I figure it is easily between 500 and 600.
Good luck with your search, an all-over tan looks alot better than the "Farmer's Tan" most men usually have.