First of all, a half hour was $50, not $45. The table was so uncomfortable, the hole where you put your face had paper towels on it which were rough and it was so hard it gave me a headache. Couldn’t relax. This alone made the experience pretty miserable.

The massage was nothing special. It was 90 percent back, 1 percent arms, 3 percent legs and 6 percent ass. She massaged my back so much, it was sore after.

I was under a sheet half the time. And at the end, she did a terrible leg massage that felt like garbage.

No front massage at all or anything to do with the front side of the body.

She was nice and her English was pretty decent. However, after that crappy, painful massage she asked for a tip as I was leaving. I gave her a couple dollars and she gave me the death stare. Never going back here for sure. Also, no complimentary bottle of water at the end. Just a little Dixie cup of water. There was a platter of candy. I took a laughy taffy, but I was so ready to get out of there, I ate it without even reading the joke.