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The Joker
08/16/2011 04:07 am
El Diablo
08/16/2011 07:23 am
tacpronto wrote:
[b]new to mps. went to sun had a beautiful girl. next time old hag.went to tokyo first one was young and fun. next time old hag.can you ask for a girl by name or type. can you call ahead and see who is available. make a appointment with a girl.does tipping mommmasun help.can you say no to one and wait for another girl. hate to do that.how can you be sure to get agirl you want.
As my brother Joker said, read the forum. You'll get all the tips you'll need. Other than that I think you know what to do. Just do it.
El Diablo
08/16/2011 10:59 am
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
Yes, ask for her by name and if she's not available say you will come back but it would be better to call ahead for an appointment. If you call, always ask who you are talking to...more than likely the Mamsaun.
Get to know the Mamasaun. Bring her a small gift (nice fruit works) after a few visits and always make a point to say hello to her.
Yes, don't bring them chocolates because I end up with them anyways. And I need to watch my boyish figure.
frank69
08/16/2011 08:49 pm
Mr Handsome wrote:
Yes, don't bring them chocolates because I end up with them anyways. And I need to watch my boyish figure.
That is right The King is getting fat eating candy.
El Diablo
08/17/2011 03:42 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
I guess that keeps his lips from flapping and Mamasaun and the girls from going insane....smart Mamasaun. They even have him convinced that it's his job
In this case, chocolate may be appropriate.
That's why I haven't been posting much lately. My hands and mouth are full.
El Diablo
08/18/2011 03:11 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
that would be a correct statement
Both my hands and mouth were full this morning with a full body contact going on. We were traveling around the world from the air to the floor with some turbulence along the way.
frank69
08/19/2011 10:28 am
[quote="Idig Yellowtail"] and then you woke up and realized you were screwing your cat? 
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That insult was old. You can do better then that. Take some time clear your head maybe get a massage and come back with a better insult.
El Diablo
08/19/2011 02:32 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
It wasn't meant as an insult as much as frank banter.
It's like old AMP ladies. Just because they are old, doesn't mean that they don't work.
Ask your Mom....now that was an old insult!
I did ask your mom and she said it's time for you to come home for dinner before your bath and naptime.
El Diablo
08/20/2011 12:33 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
As usual Mr. Handsome, you are quite confused or you're still playing with an Ouija board.
Getting back on topic......
since you're the one that started it. Don't play with the Ouija board. I rather lay my hands on someone else who's more pleasureable.
El Diablo
08/20/2011 02:32 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
Off topic is fine with me.
I guess I was right; confused. Ohh come on, admit it. You still play with a Ouija board. I bet you have an Easy Bake Oven too!
How else am I going to bake the brownies?
El Diablo
08/20/2011 02:37 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
Off topic is fine with me.
I guess I was right; confused. Ohh come on, admit it. You still play with a Ouija board. I bet you have an Easy Bake Oven too!
Have you been drinking with Jizz Bop again? You better watch him because he probably slipped you a mickey. If you woke up on the floor at a strange spa or Econolodge with your pants and underwear pulled down below your knees then I'm pretty sure you've been micked. You know how much Jizz Pop likes Korean American sandwiches.
El Diablo
08/20/2011 04:00 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
Jizz Bop..Jim Bob...that's funny
Now I understand the friction between you and Jim Bob. I guess it was your hinny that got poked. But let me help you clear some of this up. It wasn't Jim Bob that poked your hinny. It was the Korean lady Jim paid to poke you with a strap-on and he didn't have to slip you a micky...I saw the video. You did it willingly. You're just pissed because he sold the video and isn't sharing the money with you.
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No actually that's Spa Patrol. They get us mixed up.
El Diablo
08/23/2011 06:23 pm
Idig Yellowtail wrote:
Whatever you say chief, it's your dream.
No, I think it's your dream Yellowtail. Whatever floats your boat is alright just don't dock it in my bay.
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