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by OldtimerB

OldtimerB

01/18/2013 06:20 pm

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Wish i could say that I've been involved in lots of makeup sex the past month

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but sadly not the case...
Have a great opportunity this weekend if anyone wants to.give me a recommendation?
Otherwise I'll just visit one of the old standbys..in Hudson..Eden Prairie...Minneapolis...and so on.
Only been gone for a short while...nothing new worth going to...yeah i know it's Minnesota..did notice there r 5 or so new AMPs in MN..
OldTimerB

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relaxn

01/18/2013 10:28 pm

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After reading all of these posts about the lack of "real" AMPs in Minnesota, I find that I'm a bit surprised. I'd always figured that Minnesota was a bit more progressive, or relaxed, in their dealings with public morals...You know, the Scandinavian ancestry, which is a bit more open than many of America's settlers were...the Farmer-Labor Party, Hubert Humphrey, etc. I just never thought of the Land of Ten Thousand Lakes as also being the Land of Ten Thousand Morals Police.

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OldtimerB

01/18/2013 10:45 pm

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Hey relaxn,
Not being from Minnesota and having lived here a very short time, about the only thing i recognized or understood was the Scandinavian ancestry...and maybe the 10,000 lakes reference

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Re whether the AMPs r "real"...whatever that means...i just want some girl's hands on me...and she and i will progress as far as we progress...and I'll be happy or not happy with the whole thing...meaning the actual quality of the massage, the cost for that massage with that girl, etc., etc. And probably wish to visit Sacramento or some other hot spot..been to Warren so figure that's good enough for me.
OTB

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darthballs692000yahoo.com

01/19/2013 02:10 am

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Welcome back sanchez!

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OldtimerB

01/19/2013 09:07 am

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"Nothing new worth going to"...in my original post above...is supposed to be a question...not a statement.
Is there nothing new worth going to in Minnesota that i might not know about during my absence?

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Klem 1

01/19/2013 01:24 pm

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Nobody in Minnesota goes to see Violet? Are her rules too strict? Her entrance requirements too tough? Do you not leave happy??!

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OldtimerB

01/19/2013 07:14 pm

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Hey Grabbie,
Can't speak for others but I've seen Violet a few times...the only rules i know r...pay 1st??? Don't think she even cares about that...no smoking? I give up...what r her rules?
The only entrance requirement that i know of is..can i fit through her door? Not "THAT" door Grabbie..u have got way too many FS AMPs in Sac..CHEAP ones too..so ur minds in the gutter

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I have ALWAYS left V happy..poorer yes..but happy too.
She was actually my 1st! First hot stone...strategically placed i might add.
I remember u took a trip to Utah i think..a while back..Minnesota is just a little farther down the road...go down the east side of the mountains and u will be here...maybe u ought to make an appointment with her yourself!
By the way, ur map of the trillion AMPs in Sac needs updating...grrr...

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MsDymamite

01/19/2013 07:56 pm

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Nope no one sees me,
they'd rather jack themselves off for the same rate & sit with other guys waiting in the lobby waiting to shower or get seen.

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MsDymamite

01/19/2013 08:05 pm

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In order to stay in a good mood & in the hobby I had to make stricter rules.
Too many seem to think I'm a sexy robot and that I'm available 24/7..
Just screening updating.
I've always been;
no smoking because it makes me sick.
no drinking unless you're sharing with me.

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OldtimerB

01/19/2013 08:22 pm

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Wine or beer?
Or the hard stuff?
If we go for the latter, we might lose control...
Which could lead to more rules

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Klem 1

01/19/2013 10:35 pm

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Hahahaha!! Oldtimer you have a good memory! I DID go to Utah last summer - late summer - and hit an RMP on my way to the airport... standard rub n tug - but I did have a hard time trying to figure out which one wouldnt waste my time - luckily I succeeded!

We are - indeed - very lucky out here... maybe not quite a trillion - but at LEAST a couple million -

Haha!

As for Violet - I hope to see her on one of her western visits... Ive been wanting to go see Blue Man Group in Vegas - I hear she goes to Vegas sometimes - or maybe even closer to home. But its definately on my "hope-to-do" list.

Minnesota will always remind me of an old girlfriend... I met her in the very early days of AOL private chatrooms - she lived in the TC area - still does. Anyway we met in Vegas - and then she came to California a little later the next year. We had fun, she was a nice girl - sweet girl - excellent cook, and overall very nice! But it wasnt clicking for me and I broke it off. Now shes a lesbian... Hahah... I dont know if I did that or if she had it in her the whole time! Thats my only link to Minnesota! I do have some Wisconsin friends who I enjoy irritating when the Niners beat the Packers ( ummmmm... like a WEEK AGO!! Hahahaha!!) ... but its just too damn cold and dreary out there!

Oldtimer - you come to California and I will personally tell you the best spots to hit... I cant say I will meet you - I have good friends on this site who live right here in town, and we have not found it necessary to meet... but hey... you get the insider scoop when you come out! VIP, even! haha

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MsDymamite

01/19/2013 11:27 pm

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I'm right here goof! Talking like I'm not haha.
Anyway yes there's one billion amp out west & they're all very low prices as opposed to mn where there's not many & the choices are limited so the prices are a bit more. Indies are about national avg.
I prefer Chardonnays and pino grigios OTB.
I don't go to Vegas anymore so much since the family moved to SF.

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Klem 1

01/19/2013 11:28 pm

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Oh... i didnt see you... my bad.... Haha!

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StrokerAce1

01/20/2013 08:50 pm

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Violet Rivera wrote:

In order to stay in a good mood & in the hobby I had to make stricter rules.
Too many seem to think I'm a sexy robot and that I'm available 24/7..
Just screening updating.
I've always been;
no smoking because it makes me sick.
no drinking unless you're sharing with me.

You mean to tell me guys would smoke in your studio? Why would you ever allow it to begin with? Seems odd that you have to even make it a requirement. Or are we referring to ganja?

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OldtimerB

01/20/2013 09:24 pm

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Hey Grabbie,
I was just researching for a friend...in VA...and lo and behold, there u were 3,000 miles away!
Remember "Health Plan?" ROTFLMAO

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BrunoBraun

02/16/2013 06:34 pm

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OldtimerB wrote:

i just want some girl's hands on me...and she and i will progress as far as we progress...and I'll be happy or not happy with the whole thing...meaning the actual quality of the massage

Nice, OTB. That's the kind of stuff I've been missing.

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