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A Fresh Start in Minnesota

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by charlieandallen

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charlieandallen
11/23/2012 08:02 pm

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Just got word this week I'm moving to Minneapolis, Minnesota in February, one of those business things. I've been out of the loop for a while, no need as I pretty much had the home field memorized, but now I'm starting from scratch. Needless to say I'll be looking at some reviews lads, but anything in the way of advice will be appreciated. My main concerns are,

1. I don't like dealing with places that are open for a few months and then disappear, are there some good places that seem to stick around a while?

2. I had a buddy in the wrong place at the wrong time and got a ride in a black and white taxi out here. Biggest problem was he lost his job over the deal, I can't afford that outcome, how's the LE out there?

3. And for God's sakes, why can't I get moved some place with a pennent contending baseball team.

Thanks C&A
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sugarsong
11/23/2012 09:06 pm

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As far as LE goes if they have nothing better to do they'll go bust someone just not the ones paying them off. They obviously know of this site and look at it, they just choose not to do much about it.

As far as the Baseball thing goes, it isn't just baseball, with the exception of the LYNX our pro teams all need work.

As far as the parlor info goes... sorry to tell you this but if you aren't a VIP you'll need to become one and do some research, if you can't afford the VIP membership you can't afford the tips. Just giving it to you straight.

Oh the Minnesota nice crap you've heard about... it's bullshit, we're all passive aggressive here. Welcome.
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MsDymamite
11/23/2012 10:16 pm

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Welcome to the arctic tundra! I'm not from mn so my niceness is genuine.
Oh and hope you like DIY hahaha. Jk
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darthballs692000yahoo.com
11/23/2012 11:22 pm

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...OMG...! Im in love.
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relaxn
11/24/2012 12:04 am

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If you want to learn how to be "Minnesotan" listen to "A Prairie Home Companion." You might have to convert to Lutheranism to be fully accepted socially.
As far as baseball is concerned Minnesota might have to wait until everyone gets healthier...they seemed so close to taking it all just a few years ago. They do have a nice stadium for baseball.
As far as AMPs...you may want to try a place in Hudson, Wisconsin...some reviews seem positive. I think it's 30-35 miles from Minneapolis.
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Ricky60
11/24/2012 01:31 am

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I have observed that some Minnesotans keep to themselves, very sheltered. I talked to one today who lives in Minneapolis and has never heard of Paul Ryan(true story); and she voted in Minnesota in the November elections.
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StrokerAce1
11/24/2012 06:20 am

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Rick60 wrote:
I have observed that some Minnesotans keep to themselves, very sheltered. I talked to one today who lives in Minneapolis and has never heard of Paul Ryan(true story); and she voted in Minnesota in the November elections.


I wouldn't judge off some anecdotal meetings with a handful of them. I know some that are very astute.
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Derpdydoo
11/24/2012 10:55 am

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Violet Rivera wrote:
Welcome to the arctic tundra! I'm not from mn so my niceness is genuine.
Oh and hope you like DIY hahaha. Jk


Wow, someone else that knows what Minnesota Nice, actually means.

You went the DIY path now too? That F'ng figures, when in Rome right?
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Klem 1
11/24/2012 12:13 pm

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Who changes baseball affiliations when they change towns??!! Blasphemy!

Find a team and stick with them, no matter where you are! Thats what being a fan is.
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darthballs692000yahoo.com
11/24/2012 01:33 pm

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So do you stick with one provider? Cheater! Just bustin your balls....no touching of course!
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boss777
11/24/2012 02:09 pm

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Make sure you have a supply of "lutefisk" for those cold nights
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StrokerAce1
11/24/2012 04:18 pm

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Grabster2724 wrote:
Who changes baseball affiliations when they change towns??!! Blasphemy!


Politicians. Just answering the question.
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StrokerAce1
11/24/2012 04:21 pm

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Charlieandallen--you sound like LE partners fishing for incriminating evidence.
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charlieandallen
11/24/2012 06:07 pm

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Charlieandallen--you sound like LE partners fishing for incriminating evidence.

Haha, nope, just a guy looking to not get incriminated himself, and have a little time to enjoy before I die.

BTW, I do have my limits on switching teams by the way, let's just say if I was transferred to New York it would be the worst thing that could happen to a guy. Thanks boys.
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sugarsong
11/24/2012 11:18 pm

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Since you aren't a VIP I'll toss you a free bit of info... around the end of the month, when the welfare check runs out, check out University Avenue in St. Paul at night. If you're willing to get some of what's available on University Avenue you're likely more desperate than the girls "working" are. Just plan on spending a bit more money for it during a Minnesota winter.... hooker hazard pay.
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GotNoBlueMilk
11/25/2012 10:43 am

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St. Paul confiscates your car if LE catches you soliciting the girls. Just so you know what you are risking.
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sugarsong
11/25/2012 01:57 pm

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GotNoBlueMilk wrote:
St. Paul confiscates your car if LE catches you soliciting the girls. Just so you know what you are risking.


If you're picking up those creatures from University Avenue you're risking more than your vehicle, even God couldn't tell you what the fuck sort of fucked up diseases and critters are infested in that snatch.
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charlieandallen
11/25/2012 02:51 pm

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Wow, good to know, that's the sort of thing I'm looking for as much as anything, where to avoid letting the boys out for the night. I usually avoid full service anyway, unless I know someone real well. Things can happen a little too fast for my liking and I was only issued one set of these. Thanks sugarsong.

And, my car's used but it's paid for, I'd rather stay behind the wheel myself, thanks. I'll bump up to VIP once the move is a little closer, no need to pay for what may end up being older info.

Thinking I may like it there, in the summer, haha
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MsDymamite
11/25/2012 08:13 pm

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Derpdydoo wrote:


Wow, someone else that knows what Minnesota Nice, actually means.

You went the DIY path now too? That F'ng figures, when in Rome right?

Nope. Hell no. I would be falling asleep I actually did do that almost to someone because they were that boring .
Back on topic. Dude it totally helps to have a VIP because then you don't have to listen to us all at once.
You think he's uncle Leo stroker? Well I volunteer to prove otherwise, see ya when you get here xoxo V.
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sugarsong
11/25/2012 10:16 pm

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I miss Oldtimer B, he would have the best comment out of us all.
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