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by supersam

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supersam
04/17/2011 11:04 pm

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I want an ongoing massage therapist that does incall, is an excellent masseuse, attractive and easy to be with, and is will to do some HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras... something like 1/month for the next 5 years... I feel like I'm playing blackjack with every amp i go, sometimes it's 21, sometimes it's a bust... but it's never comfortable...
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223ddr
04/18/2011 07:41 am

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That sounds like a dream i could live with. I seem to always find one part at a place but not all parts together. There has to be a perfect place somewhere but you probable wont find them on erotic mp.
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BrunoBraun
04/18/2011 09:49 am

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I think the problem is that the providers move around so much. I saw the same provider for 5 years, but lost contact after her second move. This was pre-cellphone days. Now I have a regular provider who gave me her cell phone #. As long as she stays local I will use her exclusively.
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msggrl
04/18/2011 10:35 am

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id say their is no perfect place...
now a days girls just want to get paid they do not care about giving a good massage.
they see how easy it is to sucker men out of their $$$
at most places their is usually 1 superstar and rest are just attractive or average skill..
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MiaNoi
04/19/2011 02:34 am

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You said it brother. Over seas is the best place to find that.
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Mrsparky
04/19/2011 12:33 pm

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I think there are a lot og girls and places out there but most hobbiests won't reveal them on forum, for a couple of reasons they want to keep girl to them selves and keep LE from finding out
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MsDymamite
04/20/2011 07:40 pm

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Mrsparky wrote:
I think there are a lot og girls and places out there but most hobbiests won't reveal them on forum, for a couple of reasons they want to keep girl to them selves and keep LE from finding out

I believe that to be true most when they find a good utr they tend to be very discreet.
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msggrl
04/21/2011 06:06 am

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Id agree with that

i remember a posting about someone saying they do not believe their is a good provider who offers HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras and does not have reviews. I think people are getting stingier with the reviews and for good reason.
imo being utr is a good thing.
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quickie1
04/21/2011 06:57 am

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How can we find them then? All my places have been closed.
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BrunoBraun
04/21/2011 08:25 am

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Be respectful, kind, patient and generous. You build a rapport through your own experience, not the stories of others.

Don't advertise their names and phone numbers every where. It's important to protect the providers.
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mnviking
04/21/2011 07:59 pm

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I have an all time ATF who is a real treasure and I'm willing to share. After all, it's commerce. She gives the best massage that I have ever gotten for $100 and a list of HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras for that special client that is willing to develop into a regular respectful client. Did I mention that she is also 24 and drop dead gorgeous? She is very utr and does not just give out her location to just anyone so you will have to follow these instructions:
1 Dress business casual, but wearing a red bandana and a fedora.
2 Start at the corner of Hennepin and 4th st.
3 Take 50 paces south on 4th st to Nicollet Mall.
4 Turn SW and take 100 paces up Nicollet Mall to 6th St.
5 Now face east and hold your hand up above your head with the Vulcan sign for Live Long and Prosper. This has to be done on the 1st day of summer at 5 PM.
6 Note where the shadow of the base of the Vulcan V forms and move to the nearest corner.
7 Take out your shovel and start digging a 440 royal cubits x 440 royal cubits hole (The same as the base of the great pyramid). If LE appears to be getting too close, quickly ditch the bandana and fedora for a reflective construction vest and hard hat. That will throw them off and they will wander away. Return to wearing the bandana and fedora.
8 Dig the sides at 51 degrees and 52 minutes inverted until you reach the apex at a depth of 280 royal cubits.
9 Now climb out of the inverted pyramid and wait. When you see an unbelievably hot asian chick walking by, give her the signal by placing her hand on your penis.
10 You have now found your ATF for the rest of your life. Enjoy.
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msggrl
04/22/2011 12:39 am

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u must have been bored at work huh?
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MsDymamite
04/22/2011 12:52 pm

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mnviking
04/22/2011 07:47 pm

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It was fun. I would have gone on but I was worried about hitting a character limit.
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BrunoBraun
04/22/2011 08:56 pm

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mnviking wrote:
It was fun. I would have gone on but I was worried about hitting a character limit.



By character limit do you mean length of sentence or personality trait?
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mnviking
04/23/2011 09:36 pm

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My personality has no limit...
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msggrl
04/24/2011 08:02 am

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supersam
04/24/2011 10:11 pm

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Still ... need to look elsewhere I guess.
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