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In 'Minneapolis Erotic Massage Parlors & Masseuses'

by Derpdydoo

Incorrect credentials.
Derpdydoo
02/16/2011 02:40 pm

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We don't really want your business, but we do.

My favorite lines in this ad.

----WE seek upscale gentlemen only seeking long term therapist----
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❤---We are closing soon!----------------------❤

Why would I get a long term therapist that plans on closing soon?
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Derpdydoo
02/16/2011 02:41 pm

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Oops forgot the link...

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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/upscale-massage-4-upscale-men-21/4871806
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Cities Boy
02/16/2011 02:59 pm

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Damn those pics sure look nice
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msggrl
02/16/2011 03:34 pm

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It means what it says
if they r closing they obv have a new location
they choose not to put that loc in the ad
gain a few regs to open the new place and stay utr..
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msggrl
02/16/2011 03:44 pm

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uhhh another day at work at least the weather is getting nicer... and i have a short day today im off in 3 hrs !


are any of u starting to enjoy the weather?
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Mr.Mojo
02/16/2011 04:36 pm

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This place was a plumbing shop, the rooms are very small just enough for a massage table. Charge too much for a half ass massage with no HE.
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Derpdydoo
02/16/2011 04:50 pm

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Mojo.. Next time, tell us how you really feel!
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msggrl
02/16/2011 04:53 pm

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did u touch them or ask something?
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MiaNoi
02/16/2011 05:10 pm

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I've never had a problem here.The girls where all attractive.Some are better therapist than other so i wouldnt go for looks here you might be disappointed w skill.Their is a key here to getting what you want here.
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hiroller
02/17/2011 04:21 am

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$200 an hour and no happy ending? Are you talking about the same place?

Also hobbiest your post was very difficult to understand.
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WifeLover1
02/17/2011 02:55 pm

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I love getting a $200 sensual massage with no HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras, getting hung up, and getting to these places and having to pay even more for a HJ.....wait a minute....no I don't! .

There's a market for these places albeit an extremely small and fading one.
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Mr.Mojo
02/17/2011 05:27 pm

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3100 cedar ave s now only accepting regular clients ...
Minneapolis / St. Paul. 3100 cedar ave s mpls. 3100 cedar ave s now only accepting regular clients! relocated! - 21
minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=4871806&image=5049709


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Cities Boy
02/17/2011 05:28 pm

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That market is basically people that are new to the hobby and don't have internet access.
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msggrl
02/17/2011 11:37 pm

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Being a girl who has worked at places like this i have full understanding of how they work.
Look at mantra i cant believe they r still open .Their ads are getting bigger too!
mantra is a no win for anyone imo.

back to orig statements..

its very correct to say no the place in the ad is not for the average hobby guy.
IMO the average hobby is looking for the most he can get for the smallest price or am i wrong?

Their is still a huge market for places like these. They have always been successful from my knowledge. take M studio 4 exp they charge 400-500

they charge 200 + 100 tip and u dont get - u have to come back 2nd time 4 HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras i used to work their thats how i know.

and their was
my fast pass for inst.. many of names of men paid very high prices to see women and did not complain theirs a market for everyone.

ive said it once ill SAY IT AGAIN ....... unfort their is only 1 method.

if its not broke dont fix it many of u wouldnt go to places that charge like this but many other will ....
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Derpdydoo
02/18/2011 01:20 am

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msggrl wrote:

its very correct to say no the place in the ad is not for the average hobby guy.
IMO the average hobby is looking for the most he can get for the smallest price or am i wrong?

Their is still a huge market for places like these. They have always been successful from my knowledge. take M studio 4 exp they charge 400-500

they charge 200 + 100 tip and u dont get - u have to come back 2nd time 4 HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras i used to work their thats how i know.

and their was
my fast pass for inst.. many of names of men paid very high prices to see women and did not complain theirs a market for everyone.



This is where the sellers market in MN is maintained. I saw a girl a few weeks ago who was complaining how cheap MN guys are.. She was telling me she could get way more money in Vegas and not do anything..

I'm not sure what planet she's from. Vegas is a great place to drop no more then 2 Benjamins and I'm getting MSOG's. Here you could very well not even see a nipple and be told. Massage over have a nice day!

Sure there are guys willing to pay 10k+ for an encounter, just look at Gov. Spitzer. Not to say I'm going to drop that kind of money. Especially for her! I've nailed girls far better looking for a hundredth of that.

I've grown to learn that $$$ paid has nothing to do with quality of service. I've had my dick sucked so hard my eyes were going with for 80 and been with a lousy lay for $400.

There will be a day when the market changes again and it's more similar to the 90's. AMP's all the way down Lake Street, Franklin, University, Etc. Places like Mantra and M Studio will fold quicker then you can say Happy Ending!

And you bring up MFP. Well sure guys will pay money when they know there's something behind it. You go to a place like Cedar or M Studio and there's not even a hint of HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras. Most aren't going back, and will tell their friends.

In terms of "Memberships".. WC Fields said it best. I will not join any group that would have me as a member.

Between our AMP situation and Dayton promising to hike my taxes, maybe it's time to move to greener pastures. The beauty of my job is I can do it from anywhere.
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Cities Boy
02/18/2011 03:24 pm

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msggrl wrote:
unfort their is only 1 method.


Unfortunately for the providers that can't (or won't) measure up...
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WifeLover1
02/18/2011 05:38 pm

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Cities Boy wrote:


Unfortunately for the providers that can't (or won't) measure up...


Exactly!!
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msggrl
02/18/2011 07:10 pm

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i dont feel bad about not measuring up im glad i dont fuck 6 guys a day!

being blunt
im not going to risk getting a felony on my record because some horny ass wants me to rub his dick or - him.

so if all men want that i see is to get off........... their better off somewhere else4

they are not willing to pay me 7k for attny expenses court fees fines etc if something happens

its not safe fr us girls ne more if it was everyone would do it... all us girls hear are we r not cops, and being touched , and asked how much def do not prove to me u r not a cop..

my gen rule i dont know u ur not getting shit but a good massage!

so no i dont care that other girls r stupid and ignorant will - ne guy that moves for $$$



to me my CLEAN criminal record
means more to me...
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WifeLover1
02/18/2011 09:29 pm

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msggrl wrote:
i dont feel bad about not measuring up im glad i dont fuck 6 guys a day!

being blunt
im not going to risk getting a felony on my record because some horny ass wants me to rub his dick or - him.

so if all men want that i see is to get off........... their better off somewhere else4

they are not willing to pay me 7k for attny expenses court fees fines etc if something happens

its not safe fr us girls ne more if it was everyone would do it... all us girls hear are we r not cops, and being touched , and asked how much def do not prove to me u r not a cop..

my gen rule i dont know u ur not getting shit but a good massage!

so no i dont care that other girls r stupid and ignorant will - ne guy that moves for $$$



to me my CLEAN criminal record
means more to me...


being blunt

good for you

but this is EROTIC MP not "I'm charging $200-300 for a non sensual/sexual massage...be happy with it"

We get it, you make $800 in 3 hours. We get it, you and the women in the link above think guys who have the audacity of wanting more than a good therapeutic massage for $200 are out of line. Do you know why? Because a non-sexual therapeutic massage from a CMT ranges from $55-80. For $200 most guys are going to want more than a crappy massage and a pretty smile. For two bills it better be the massage of my life!

So when we see places like the link the OP provided, their rates, service and bad attitude, naturally there's going to be an adverse reaction to it.
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Derpdydoo
02/18/2011 10:26 pm

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msggrl wrote:


its very correct to say no the place in the ad is not for the average hobby guy.
IMO the average hobby is looking for the most he can get for the smallest price or am i wrong?



I would say anyone in any field is looking for the most for the smallest price. I would buy a Ferrari for $1 and won't pay $100k for a beat up Ford.

The I guess you would call them "non-average" hobby guy, I would call a fool and there is a saying about fools and their money.

To your credit msggrl P.T. Barnum had a saying (credited to him) about said fools.. There's a sucker born every minute!
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