Jessica. Her photos are accurate and recent, but in session she wears unsexy clothes. She works out of a hair salon in uptown. The massage room walls don’t go all the way to the ceiling, so you can hear the blue-haired ladies gossiping a mere 10 feet away. She wasn’t interested in talking; I wasn’t either because of the lack of privacy. She shorted me 15 minutes, and no HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras were available to a first-timer. I won’t repeat.
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/afforable-prices-heavenly-touch-massage-call-now/4112638
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/spring-special-sensual-at-heavenly-touch-massage/4148682

Becky. She works out of a home in Eden Prairie, which she apparently shares with her mother and two children. If being introduced to the family doesn’t freak you out, you’ve been doing this too long; get some help, now. Her ad says she’s 32, but she looks 50+. She occasionally posts a photo on CL, but that photo is at least 15 years old. She has a kooky/hippie/gypsy persona and wears an eye patch. The massage is lame, and she shorts time. HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">Extras are available on a YMMV basis, depending on whether she likes you. Pray that she doesn’t like you.
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http://minneapolisstpaul.ebayclassifieds.com/beauty-health/eden-prairie/highly-skilled-massage-therapist/?ad=2885790

Tan Line, a tanning salon in Richfield, with lots of tanning customers walking in and out. The girls are attractive, friendly, and give good massages. The rooms are clean, private, the walls go to the ceiling, and I couldn’t hear talk from other rooms. Draping not required or offered. There’s a table shower, but it’s an upcharge of $55 for 20 minutes, which seems high, so I haven’t tried it. No HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras were available to a non-regular. At $70 for a full 60 minutes, it’s as good a value for a legit massage as you’re likely to find in MSP.
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/exotic-touch-by-ka-zong-and-sandy/3936073
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/rain-shower-and-massage-with-shayna-1hr20min-125/3025130

I find this girl to be suspicious:
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http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/r-you-tired-of-broken-promises-25/4168853

I searched on her phone number and found her myspace page, which contains information that contradicts her ads, and which allows you to see who her friends are. Very odd.

Calling her phone number gets a recorded message that she has lost that phone and gives another number to call. It's been like that for at least a month. If she's lost the phone, how did she record the message, and why doesn't she change the number in the ad?

Her ad says she promises to return messages ASAP, but I've left 3 messages (from 3 different phones, using different names, and leaving different types of messages), and she's never returned my calls.

Her ad says she's in St. Paul, which is a bad place to run a massage business because the city requires a license and a $1 million insurance policy. No surprise, St. Paul has very few massage therapists.

She often posts multiple ads on backpage in the same day.

She had applied at a company where my gals work and was not hired...
Not my cup of tea