I don't know if the nearest
AMP was open today...too long a road trip with the weather. In my hometown they actually closed the roads, but some did do some driving. If I'd have tried for a massage today it might have drawn attention (-8 was the high).
I imagine that if I'd have tried, when I went for the
TS that my testicles would have been drawn all the way inside my body...can't think of the guy in porn (maybe Rocco Sigfridi?), that when
he gets an erection, his balls are right beside his shaft...his scrotum completely shrivels away. Maybe today would have been a great day to try out their sauna?
I try to be the first, or second, customer of the day so I leave home before they open...would have been my luck to drive thru our little blizzard and the
AMP not be opened for the day. Of course, being as the weather was less than agreeable today, if I would have went, and they were open, I may have gotten a bit more attention for going to all of that trouble to visit them.
I was actually planning a little road trip this week, but something else has shown up and it might be Friday before I can indulge in our hobby.