Providers Name: Perla
Stopped by on a Friday morning around 9:30. The waiting room is a dingy little place with a tiny sliding window to talk through. There was a sign posted stating that there were "NO Refunds For Any Reason". That should have gotten through to me, but it didn't. I asked if they had a working table shower and after a little conference the girl told me "yes", so I paid $60 for an hour and in a minute she let me in. The lady who let me in was a latina named Perla, probably around 30 with long dark hair that was in a pony tail. Maybe 5'1" and kind of on the hefty side. Perla wore a red top and a short black skirt. I never got far enough to really tell, but if I were a betting man I would bet that Perla was about 7 months along in a pregnancy. Either that or she really liked to eat. She was sporting a pretty good belly as well as some "plus size" "C" cups.

The room was neat and clean and I undressed to get ready for my shower. There was no working clock. Finally Perla came and led me to the shower room. She spent a "LOT" of time on the shower. I think that the more time spent there meant less time on the massage. She used a scrubber for the whole shower and never did give the boys a cleaning. In fact I would say that she very specifically avoided any contact with them. Finally the shower was over and I dried myself off while she was making sure that the shower table was nice and clean for the next customer. After I was dry Perla sent me back to the room while she went someplace else.

After a minute or two she came into the room and began the massage. As she finally moved close enough so that I could touch her legs I did so. Her response from then on was to stay just our of my reach. I was beginning to not like the situation all that much. Finally I rolled over and Perla started on the front half of me. Again staying just out of my reach. After maybe 10 minutes she did brush the boys lightly and asked if I wanted a "Special Massage". I asked her how much and she indicated through sign language that a HJ was $40, a BJ was $100, and FS was $140. By that time I was so disgusted with Perla that I told her "Not Today". She finished the massage and told me we were finished and that I should get dressed. Perla left the room. I dressed and when I slipped my watch on I could see that I had only spent 45 minutes with the whole thing. As I was leaving I met Perla in the hall and she opened the door for me to go back to the waiting room. She received NO tip from me.

Okay, the massage really wasn't all that bad even though the time was short. The two women that I saw there were certainly no pin-up queens. I will most certainly not be going back to Jade Massage in the future and will not recommend it to any one. Your mileage may vary though. I am not going to waste my money there again.

Member Comments

Pervy_Sage300

03-27-2022 05:50:41 PM

Is this place still open