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Phoenix

Miss Tyler Texas.

(480) 708-2726

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Good Mornin. 🥰 How is everyone doing? We feeling Oscar the crouch or Snuffalufagus? Perhaps you are like me and woke up Bert and Ernie. ( which one had the uni-brow?) 

Why did I think a children's show would be a good ad for an adult themed website? 😳 

Well, I'll tell ya... cause I don't think much. 😂 Listen I really tried to do a transformers or He-Man themed ad but nothing went with anything.. ya know what I mean. Least I didn't go with Teletubbies. Yall remember those weird fat alien things? What were those? Any guesses? 

Moving On from our childhood trauma.. 😂😂 I don't know why but some of those shows theme songs give me the Willie's. 

Speaking of Willy... (not that Willy pervert)  the man. where is he? 😄😳 no seriously, had a cool client named Willy, haven't seen him since Covid. Hope he's okay and not 😵🪦

If you see him tell him I  said hello and that his meatloaf recipe was Bomb. 😅😅💃😄

Speaking of meat dishes. I'm working today!!!!! 😳😂 who's hungry? 🤣 that's terrible. Yall are gonna think something else. No I mean who could use some Tyler?  FLAT RATES, West Valley, Shower to boot!! Work til 8. If you get to the end of this ad, you're a better man than me because this ad was rough. 🤪😂😂😂 😩💩💩💩

Tyler 480-708-2726. 

Posted 07/31/2024 10:01am
Location Phoenix, United States (101 and Beardsley)
Age 40 years old
Nationality White
Height 5' 2''
Weight 113lbs
Hair Color Light Brown Hair
Eye Color Brown Eyes
Body Type Slim/Slender
Languages English
Available To Men
Limited GFE Yes
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